Monday, March 8, 2010

At least I put a disclaimer on my Personality!

Internet dating. Oh man, it's a scary place filled with the refuse and rejects of humanity. I mean hell, I shop there don't I? Proof enough. Austin, TX internet dating is rife with pot and wannabe musicians but pretty free of sketch which has been GREATLY appreciated. However, the international market has proved itself to be a rough and tumble bunch filled with Bride seekers and Sketchers (not the show kind). Here is a promising, fledgling encounter that was quickly annulled due to an early on-set of SKETCH.

[9:56:23 pm]McCreepCreep:hi...

[9:56:33 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Hey! How goes it?

[9:56:53 pm]McCreepCreep:hi ..

[9:57:04 pm]McCreepCreep:its going great!!!

[9:57:10 pm]McCreepCreep:What about you??

[9:57:11 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Oh good!

[9:57:19 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Just finished 3 hours of hotpot

[9:57:25 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:I am ooooone happy American

[9:57:36 pm]McCreepCreep:nice !!!

[9:57:52 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:=p Yep yep

[9:57:56 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:What are you up to?

[9:58:22 pm]McCreepCreep:You:-->> A Terrific Happy American

[9:58:34 pm]McCreepCreep:me , just chilling out

[9:58:36 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Bwahahaaha in so many words- YES

[9:59:23 pm]McCreepCreep:what is that you love to do for fun?

[10:00:07 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Oh damn

[10:00:08 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Um

[10:00:44 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Kayaking, hiking, eating reading, tea-ing, talking, swimming, animal watching, photography, exploring, shopping, arcade basketball, snorkling, beach combing etc

[10:00:46 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:You?

[10:00:50 pm]McCreepCreep:it should be something terrific too ??

[10:01:04 pm]McCreepCreep:nice

[10:01:10 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:All of them are te-totally teriffic!

[10:01:14 pm]McCreepCreep:We do have some common stuff

[10:01:48 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:MMOs, video games, and the SIMs when it's nasty outside

[10:01:52 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:What do you like to do?

[10:02:22 pm]McCreepCreep:Hiking , chit-chat, hanging out friend, watch movies , photo graphy

[10:02:32 pm]McCreepCreep:and recently started going for swim ..

[10:03:00 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Oh nice!

I go to grad school here too

[10:09:46 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Oh nice! What university?

[10:10:02 pm]McCreepCreep:Tai Da ( NTU )

[10:10:32 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Nice!

[10:11:15 pm]McCreepCreep:hey what's your email id.. ?

[10:13:00 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:icanhasparadigm@gmail.com =) (fake, for ppl like this)

[10:16:36 pm]McCreepCreep:lets catch for a cup of coffee ..

[10:17:39 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:No thanks- tea for me! =p

[10:18:08 pm]McCreepCreep:ha ha : Hope the cafe will serve it especially for you :D

[10:18:27 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Lol alright then- I think I should be free Wednesday. Yourself?

[10:20:13 pm]McCreepCreep:Thursday 6: 30 pm, Taipei 101

[10:20:42 pm]McCreepCreep:101 is just tall enough for both of us to find :)

[10:20:50 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Sounds grand! I hope you don't mind if I bring my gaywingman with me?

[10:20:54 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Hahaha true enough!

[10:21:09 pm]McCreepCreep:gaywingman ??

[10:21:32 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:"wingman" a person for a girl to bringalong on a first internet date

[10:21:40 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:"gay" likes the same gender =) ***Damn I'm good***

so you mean, your another friend will come with you

[10:22:21 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Yes.

[10:22:29 pm]McCreepCreep:hmm first internet date .. scary huh?

[10:22:29 pm]McCreepCreep:hmm first internet date .. scary huh?

[10:23:02 pm]McCreepCreep:Don't you think, the coffee shop / 101 shopping mall will have enough people to protect you :P

[10:23:07 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Ohh noooo this is a favorite pass time in the states for me. Experience has simply taught it's best to bring along a third part =)

Have you noticed LE SKETCH?

[10:24:33 pm]McCreepCreep:I didn't thought, the internet will bless me 2 girls to date at same time :P

[10:25:27 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:...My bestie here is a 6ft red headed gay male....

[10:25:47 pm]McCreepCreep:aaila :

[10:27:10 pm]McCreepCreep:do you mind coming alone : and if we know each other well then next time I can meet your gay freind too

[10:27:37 pm]TheAwesomeBlogger:Oh no thank you though. That's the end of that. Have a good night! =)

And I signed off. Am I cruel? Yes. Am I snarky? Yes. Do you all love me and yet find yourself rubbing your temples to dispel an onset of Courtneymigraness? Oh, hell yes.

LOVES! And having a superb time here in Taiwan- kisses!

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